February 2012
Stomach: fat
Legs: fat
Arms: fat
Face: fat
Reflection: fat
Me: fat
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
Anonymous asked: NO. UZ A SLUT NOW. I H8 U.
Anonymous asked: I WACH U WEN U LYKE SLEP. DO U DREEM ABOT MEH? I LUV U, NICOLE. ALSO U LOOK RLLY HOT N DAMN SXC 2NIGHT CUZ U A STRIPR CUZ I LUV U.
Anonymous asked: U A LEZBIAN N ME A LEZBIAN N WE SHUD HAV LEZBIAN SEX FO SHO CUZ U DAMN SEXAY N I WNT U CUZ U LYK A DREEM DAT I HAV WEN I SLEP CUZ U HOT.
m0ther-russia:
Everyone I like is either:
graduating
half way across the country
across the country
in a completely different country
in a completely different continent
too old for me
a celebrity
oblivious to my existence
taken
available but not interested in me
available but lacking the confidence to talk to me
stuck in the mindset that I’m a freak
please love me
whatta-bawler asked: A wild Kaelie appears and uses fagify. Nicole is now a faggot.
Anonymous asked: omg nicole how did you get so tumblr famous omg inspire me with your w0rds
Dont like people or you will get feelings and die.
Anonymous asked: i'm a slut dodo dododoo i'm a slut dododo doo i'm a slut dodo dododo dododo dododododododo DIRTY WHORE!
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
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Anonymous asked: Skank
Brain: Oh my god I have the best idea for a story
Hands: How.......to...........................words..................................
This just in....
Kaelie is a faggot~
Forever friendless.
